The 14th

Hey, we want 2 have a holiday on every 14th BUT we need more holidays. Whoever comes up with the best holiday wins apost JUST for them. To make an entry go to the comments button and write your entry there.

Dear weird world

If you do not return mother nature by Christmas 2009 mother nature will send evil flowers apon your land

Brian a jailbird

5 police came to Brian's bistro to close it down. That did not work at all they then decided to multiply their number by ten (50) And they still needed a dog catcher to hand cuff and load him into the police car. He has been arrested for 5 years and has house arrest for 5 more.

Brians bistro

We have tested each item that had the food poisoning and the only food that had results of food poisoning is Brian's bistro tacos. We have asked Brian to take tacos of the menu but, Tacos are the most popular without them Brian's bistro would go out of business. The smartville mayor is trying to close it down.

Food poisoning

In smartville their have been reports of food poisoning. the number has gone up by 67% We have asked some of the victims to record the foods that they remember eating. Here is the list:

Hanna's ranch milk
Indona Cheese
Brian's bistro tacos
happy bologna

If you live in smartville do not eat any of these foods until further notice.

Our president

The cuokuo country president is the hippie. "That is not a hippie, that is a rapper guy!" said Grace Tomphson. Normally we would listen to this person but, she is not a cuokuo contry citizen. More and more people believe but, not enough to accuse the "Hippie as a liar

Hippies Speech

Here is the hippies speech. "Yo, I have decided to run for the pres of the Contry of all cuokuo dawgs. We all want peace so I will give it to yo! No wars in my home skillet! Thank yo!

Mother Nature?

Starting today we will have a vote to decide if we should pay weird world the ransom money to get mother nature back, YOU CHOOSE!

Bad persidets

Many people have complained that all the presidents that made speeches were horrible presidents, so one lady who wanted happiness offed to run to make "peace in the world" The new candidate is drasfictheke xycka, she is a hippie! We will here her speech soon.

speeches

Here are the speeches from the candidates,
Mr.Musto's speech: I have chosen to run for president of Cuokuo Contry. When I am elected, I shall rename this absurd country to a proper name. Cuokuo Contry will no longer be so absurd, yes when I am elected this will be the most proper country in the world. Vote for I! I do not know why he said I instead of me, anyway, here is Dr. F-A-T's speech: (Dr. F-A-T took a normal sized man as a volunteer.) look at skinny bones here, he is so skinny! If I am elected it will be a law that baby's must be at least 50lb's, kids 3 to 10 NEED to be at least 150lb's 11to adult must be 300lb's by adulthood you must be any 4 digit number or more. Here is pretty lady's: Hello when I am elected for president, you must bring me gifts that are at least $20 every day! On my birthday, (you shall all know when that is!) you have to bring Mae a present at least $100. IT IS ALL ABOUT MAE!

The 14th.

This year we plan to celebrate the 14th of every month. Why? Because on January 14th Jessica's (the founder of cuokuo contry.) Has a birthday. So we celebrate every 14th. September 14th is gas leak day. It will be hosted at Yokona city at the tricezakiflic gas. Do not miss out on this huge explosion.

Today we will make records for 2010

This year we will make cuokuo contry records. Here are some you can try to beat.

1. Longest Email (600 characters and has to be sent and the letter must be read able.)
2. most sit ups (500)
3. most broken records (7)
4. Longest time balancing on a fully inflated yoga ball (12 seconds)
5. longest time staying in a perfect hand stand.(10 seconds)
6. most continues hula hoop circles. (20)
7. Most jumps on a pogo stick (?)
8. longest smile (2 min.)
9.longest time balancing on one foot without jumping (84 sec)
10. longest time sitting on a fully inflated yoga ball without touching the ground 77 seconds
11. longest time walking on knees 120 seconds

Dr.F-A-T

In place of mother nature, Dr.F-A-T will run for president. We will continue to look for

Mother Nature but while spy's look in Weird World for the changer of the seasons, you can decide if Dr.F-A-T is your candidate. We will get a picture of him soon.

mother nature

Weird World has kidnapped mother nature, we hope to get her back soon, even though she is a mythical creature we care about her deeply.

we got another candate!

Mother nature is running for president! Why would mother nature want to be president? If you think you know send me a comment about it!

pretty lady is a total Diva!

as you may know pretty lady is running for president. You may notice that there was no picture of her below when we introduced her to you. That is because she is a total diva and she dose not want her picture taken so that is why there is no picture of her below. We will continue to try to get her to let us take her picture but that sassy girl won't let any of us take a picture of her so continue to go to my blog and see what has happened.

pretty lady

We now have another president in our election! Her name is not pretty lady but that is what every one calls her, or him. ether way we have a new candidate!

Mr.Musto

Mr.Musto has volunteered to be our next president. As you can see Mr.Musto has a very big musto! (mustache) viewers hope that he will shave it off! sadly that is very unlikely.

contest

make a poem then send it in on the contest if its realy good or realy bad we can post it up

No more pie day?

Crazy world has stopped pie day! The country is probably planning an attack, but to know for sure we are asking YOU to go down to the links page, click on Crazy world and look for a post about a attack send me a note saying if you found a post about an attack.